setting: production desk at work and me trying to think of what to blog about
guy at work: how can you really give a lap dance when a lap is something that doesn't exist?
me:huh? *blank stare with a head tilt*
guy at work: how can you give a lap dance when a lap doesn't exist? *he then stood up to show me what he meant*
me:you always have a lap it's just in a different position...*pause* or do you?
guy at work: see it doesn't exist so you can't give a lap dance
me: so if it's not a lap dance what is it?
guy at work: dry hump
me:it's not a dry hump, you're not doing it back and if you are you will get kicked out
guy at work: that's why i don't go to clubs in virginia
me:*giggling and shaking my head*
**this is what work conversations consist of...only this time no mention of boners..well not in this particular one**
this caused me to lose my train of thought...this is all for today. maybe something later tonite. the drive home usually causes a whirlwind of WTF thoughts in my head.
peace bitches
Kristy J
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2 comments:
Your job is sounding more and more fun with each post. All offices should come with built-in giggle breaks.
Seriously, my job is not like this.
Where do you work? I must apply there.
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